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I Got My DEATH Threat from Dwight Cunningham (aka “Dave From The Luxury Companion”)

A death threat is a threat, often made anonymously, by one person or a group of people to kill another person or groups of people. These threats are often designed to intimidate victims to manipulate their behavior, and thus a death threat can be a form of coercion. – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_threat

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I'm so excited! I got my first death threat from this blog today, I was going to leave names out of would fuck it – I Got My DEATH Threat from Dwight Cunningham (aka “Dave From The Luxury Companion”)! I don't fabricate stories to try to get attention and unlike Mike South, I don't take down posts and deny they existed. I dish out bowls of 100% #truthsoup! I do have every reason to take this threat seriously, but to be quite honest: If you kill me, it takes the pressure off me to do something I haven't had the courage to do myself. I think about suicide every day anways. If I kill you trying to defend myself, that is a win-win. It has always been a fantasy of mine to take someone else's life.

I'm not going to say who was the one who made the death threat but I should've kept them on speaker phone longer instead of hanging up so I could capture some of his sadistic rant. I will entrust someone with the name of that person, so if I'm killed, they are likely to spend the rest of their miserable life getting ass-raped in prison.

Oh yeah, when you want to start making a death threats, it's probably a good idea to block your caller ID. I'm sure was done from a burner phone but the number is (213) 379-0075. Check on Spokeo if you want:

<br/ ><br/ ><br/ ><br/ >So if you want to have do some fun, bring it. I'm not hiding where I am or my phone number.

If you want to try to guess who it is, just leave their name in the comments.

I haven't lied to you yet, and I won't start now.

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21 thoughts on “I Got My DEATH Threat from Dwight Cunningham (aka “Dave From The Luxury Companion”)”

  1. I’m so proud of you! You know I post some crazy sh*t on Twitter (all true) and I’ve received a few as well. I knew when I got my first threat, that I was doing something right.

    Keep doing what you’re doing! 🙂

    1. Yeah, some people seem to think that it’s not a crime to threaten to take people’s lives. I’m glad I’m continuing to make an impact. A lot of people chalked me up as a “one hit wonder” after the Charlie Sheen thing. There is so much good stuff I haven’t even gotten to yet!

  2. Being the whiney, washed up cunt that you’ve turned into, hopefully temporarily, it really could be anyone. That being said, my guess is Donald Carlos Seaone aka Donkey Kong aka Donny Long, the bitch assed mope who can’t wipe his ass properly. What do I win?

    1. Thank you for the kind words “Sally Southwest” if that is your real name, Nice use of a proxy there Donnie Long:

      IP address
      Address type IPv4
      Hostname 171.sub-70-214-107.myvzw.com
      ISP Cellco Partnership DBA Verizon Wireless
      Connection type Wireless
      Timezone America/New_York (UTC-4)
      Local time 07:17:49
      Country United States
      State / Region New Jersey
      District / County Essex County
      City Newark
      Zip / Postal code 07101
      Coordinates 40.7357, -74.1724

  3. It was Dave a.k.a. Dwight Cunningham from the luxury companion that made that death threat and he is also on probation for five years, he and Sandra Mcarthy both belong in prison, I am sure that my current state of suffering is bringing them much Joy,but not as much joy as long I will be getting laughing as the bailiff walk them into on Carson ratio but not as much joy as long I will be getting laughing as the bailiff walk them to be incarcerated for the rest of the roa incarcerated for the rest of the natural life

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