Fuck Tucker Max! I Hope Plagiarism Sells In Hell!

Somebody told me I should model my career after Tucker Max. It may sound crazy, but it's 100% true. Tucker Max is from Atlanta and so am I. I was writing the homepages for Consumption Junction back in the late 1990s. When that guy's book came out, a lot of the things he did from the storytelling to the unorthodox style of “timeline” writing (because I don't know how to write) were plagiarized from me and the other writers there (especially Paul).

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I tried to read “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” which didn't come out to 2009 and read about two chapters before I almost threw up all over myself. #Truthsoup

I am going to search around my computer or archive.org for those old posts, and you will see what I'm saying.

I know that book made a grip of money. Shouldn't there have been a follow-up by now?


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5 thoughts on “Fuck Tucker Max! I Hope Plagiarism Sells In Hell!”

  1. dude you try to ride on everyones coat tail. tucker max hasnt seen any bullshit youve spewed online!!! Always blaming eveyone for your failures. your next blog will be about how your going to kill yourself because of tucker max racist azzhole

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